WHO'S SMARTER?

Quite moving from anonymous.....

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said,"I don't feel like it.I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!"
She said,"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying,"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realising that nothing was going to happen that night,I went to sleep.

The next day I took off of work to spend time with her;we went out for a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go wit her new clothes, so I said,"Lets get a pair for each out fit."

We went on to the jewelry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement with excited anticipation.

Smiling with excitement she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,"No baby,I don't feel like it."

Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,I added, "Why can't you just love me for who Iam and not 4 the things I buy you?"