Monday, 29 October 2012

SOUNDS GOOD AND CONVINCING, DOESN"T IT??

Teacher: "Why didn't you Study?"

Student: "Madam, a year has 365 days for you to study. After taking 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that's way too hot to work, so there are 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 144 days. If we fooled around for 1hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we're left with 126 days. We spend 2 hour for eating each day,30 days are used in these way in a year and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour speaking to friends and family, that takes 15 more days and we're left with 81 days. Exams and test takes up to at least 35 days in your year; therefore you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays you are left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you’re left with 3 days to study. Let’s say you miss class for only 2 days....you're left with 1 day. But that day is your birthday, you can’t study on your birthday!.....That's why I didn't study.

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